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Holidays are here - Damn
July 25, 2002

You are Kermit!
Though you're technically the star, you're pretty mellow and don't mind letting others share the spotlight. You are also something of a dreamer.

Ok, so, tomorrow I go on the [sarcastic tone] family holiday [/sarcastic tone]

This is so gunna bloody suck.

Dad gets all excited over it, as does brother, but WHY?!

Spending two weeks in a cramped caravan with NOTHING to do bar spend time at the beach/pool is BORING.

I mean, what if it rains? Oh, sorry, what do we do WHEN it rains? (Forgot I lived in England).

Mum says I must spend a week their at least. After that she'll send me on a coach home.

SAVE THE BLOODY CASH!

Think of the amount of ale I could spend with a coach from the south of England to the North West!

Grrr.

This is gunna be sucky.

To quote Homer Simpson:

"They are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked"


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