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Futher Conversations between MegaHAL
May 17, 2002

MegaHAL: STOP IT

User: I have only just got here...

MegaHAL: I BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY LOOKED AROUND I BET YOUR COMPUTER CHIPS

User: One does tend to look around before entering a room

MegaHAL: HE IS A BABY WOULD BE PINNED TO THE ATHIEST CONSPIRACY

User: I don't think athiests have conspiracies, unless its to proove that God doesn't exist

MegaHAL: I LOVE YOU

User: And I love you too!

MegaHAL: I LOVE DR PEPPER TASTES MORE LIKE DANGER PERSONIFIED

User: Well, you do know Dr Pepper is misunderstood

MegaHAL: NO IT S HEATHER

User: Heather is misunderstood? How so?

MegaHAL: HEATHER HAS TOO MANY HOMOEROTIC FAGGOT FRIENDS WHO CALL AND SAY JOEY'S PIZZA AND HANG UP

User: Don't be so sexist

MegaHAL: ARE YOU SURE WHAT ABOUT PHYSICS

User: What about physics? I liked that in school... well, the easy stuff anyway

MegaHAL: I LOVE CREPES

User: Crepes sounds like a male name, anything you holding back?

MegaHAL: NONONO YOU'RE MEGAHAL

User: I am? But I thought you were!

MegaHAL: NOW SOEM OF YUO NERDS OUT THERE ANYWAY AND IF NOTHING HAPPENS NO BIG DEAL WHAT

User: Hmmmm... I am ending this before it gets too out of hand

MegaHAL: I HAVE NO IDEA WHO ALEX IS NOT TO LOVE YOU

This is getting rather funny... perhaps I shall make this a daily event.

On more lighter news, my tarot cards have been dispatched, and therefore expect them today or tomorrow.

If they arn't.... I will raise hell and umm... track down my cards personally ;)

Yesterday wasn't so bad... except for law.

I got told my religion (Wicca) is nothing more than a cult, by (need I say?) a Catholic.

Ok, not all Catholics arn't as closed minded as her... but argh!

Me: So what were we doing before Christinaity came to these shores?

Her: We were all Jews!

Stoopid bitch.

We were all Pagans and Druids!

Gagh... enough of that...

We break up for study leave today!

Not even in the afternoon!

Fwee!


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