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MegaHAL
May 16, 2002

Ok... Zeda has had a conversation with MegaHAL and so, therefore, have I:

MegaHAL: WORD GOD IS DEAD

User: Yay! God *is* dead isn't he! I like you already

MegaHAL: RACHEL

User: Whos Rachel?

MegaHAL: NOW YOU WAIT HERE YOUR FATHER GAVE ALL OUR EXTRA MONEY TO THE ATHIEST CONSPIRACY

User: Ok ok! So my father gives his extra money to a good cause, so what?

MegaHAL: WHO IS LAPTOP

User: I would like a laptop, please :)

MegaHAL: YOU'RE A WHORE

User: You obviously know me too well ;o)

MegaHAL: GOD IS DEAD ISN'T HE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY I RETURN THE FAVOUR

User: Yes. God is dead... and you don't have to return any favor

MegaHAL: HELLO MEGAHAL

User: Talking to yourself? You know, thats a first sign of madness

MegaHAL: THE CAMERA TO TAKE ME OVER WHEN THE WIZARD OF OZ WAS MADE IN 1988

User: So, your saying cameras will take over the world in 1988?

MegaHAL: BIRDMAN KICKED MY ASS

User: First Rachel, now Birdman? Whats wrong with you?!

MegaHAL: ASS MASTER

User: Me? Yeah, I'd like to think I have a nice ass

MegaHAL: OH DEAR MEGAHAL I DISLIKE WHAT YOU ARE TRULY NOBLE I'LL MAKE A CLARK AND CHLOE FOREVER

User: I am not noble

MegaHAL: WHAT ARE YOU CALLING A FAGGOT

User: Noone... unless theres something you've been hiding from me

MegaHAL: YOU ARE AT A TIME THERE WAS A GIRL LIKE THAT SIR

User: You calling me a girl?!

MegaHAL: ACTUALLY I AM DEAD

User: Really? What did you die of?

MegaHAL: IF GOD IS DEAD

User: God killed you? Why that son of a bitch

MegaHAL: WHAT IS YOUR NAME

Heh.. funny! I suggest you try it. Now. Go!

On a down side (if your still reading this, if you are... GO TALK TO MEGAHAL!) my tarot cards arn't here :(


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